Bitches are shit.

Ok, let me break it down. Gryffindor's dicks! They're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And Ravenclaw's are pussies. And any and every Slytherin is an asshole. Ravenclaw's don't like dicks, because Ravenclaw's get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything (you). Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If it weren't for Hufflepuff(Boobies), everyone would just fuck each other and get covered in shit. Thank god for foreplay. Thank god for Hufflepuff. Plus boobs are funny, and so are we.