Of all the things to hate in the world, with all the crimes and criminals, you hate a little green vegetable.

I've nothing good to say at all. Which means, of course, that I'm going to say it all!

I hate peas. I think they're gross.

I hate showering. I feel as though I earned my filth.

I hate naps. I think they're a waste of time.

I dislike Bryan Butters. I think he's a tool.

I hate brushing my teeth. It is so so so boring.

I hate having a job. It is too much work.

I hate when people try to be someone else. Isn't that just generic?

I don't like drugs. I think they destroy people.

I don't really like soda too much. It makes my tummy hurt.

I don't like boys. They're dumb.

I don't like musicals, and yet, I sing as though I am in one.

I don't like computers. They're no good.

I don't like dirty. Clutter, rather.

I don't like the mouse's in the Union Building. You can't scroll down.

I dislike the taste of black coffee. It is too bitter.

I can't say I enjoy being alone.

I don't like to cry. It leaves my face all wet.
I don't like saying good bye, because I don't like to cry.

I don't like reading anything other than Harry Potter.

I especially dislike homework. It is tedious.

I loathe Spanish class. Fuck Queen Rita.

I don't much care for any font other than Times New Roman.

Slide shows bother me if I didn't make them.

I don't like to be corrected. I hate that I need to be.

I am afraid of heights.

And elephants.

This guy sitting next to me is tacky. I hate that.

I don't like stereotypes. I think they're ridiculous.
I hate that I stereotype people.

I don't like politically incorrect statements.

I don't like that I don't get to decide what is politically incorrect.

I hate it when people are late. Even by just a minute.

Especially Chelsea.

I don't like being called little Dustin, but that hasn't happened for a while.

I don't like talking on the phone. Unless it is a boy.

I don't like when people are offended by the things I do.

I don't mean to offend anyone.

I don't like animal abuse, therefore I don't eat meat.

I don't like that I like cheese so much, I want to be vegan.

I don't like that I am weak.

I don't like that my head phones may or may not have crapped out on me.

I hate it when you paint a room and have to tape it off first.

I hate that I have to do my own laundry.

I don't like that I have to read almost 2 plays everynight.

I dislike that I don't own any of them.

I hate that I never read the plays I am supposed to.

I dislike lists.

And counting.

I don't like telling time with an analog clock. I get bored.

I don't like the taste of okra.

I find it ridiculous how some people can accomplish nothing.

I find it even more ridiculous how some people are such fuck ups.

I don't like adultery. I think it is disgusted.

I am attracted to very few races.

I dislike that about me...

I don't like Mac's, I'm a PC.

I don't like keanue Reeves, Nic Cage or Kristin Stewart.

I hate that they get to be famous while I go grocery shopping.

I love to have my picture taken.

And I love Broccoli.

I also love my Friends and good times.
Life is full of adventure, but no one wants to play.

I hate that.